Laughter can do wonders: it can take a dull morning and make it an extraordinary one. This amazing collection of 190+ Good Morning with Funny Quotes will help you to begin your day on a positive and humorous note and add some joy to your morning customs. These sayings funny in the morning have something for everybody, thus making even the roughest of wake-ups a pleasant affair and adding a cheerfulness to the beginning of your day.
Whether it is a funny saying about the fact that one has to leave the comfort of their bed or a humorous version of how one loves their coffee, these quotes instantly cheer you up. This collection contains smart observations on the morning rituals as well as messages wishing all good mornings and therefore makes a good contribution to the massive good morning SMS compilation.
Here are 20 funny good morning quotes to brighten your day:
- “Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “Rise and shine! But first, five more minutes…”
- “Good morning! Let’s start the day by hitting snooze—oh wait, we can’t!”
- “Morning! Time to wake up and pretend you know what you’re doing.”
- “Good morning! Don’t worry, your bed will miss you too.”
- “Good morning! You’re one day closer to your next nap.”
- “The sun is up! Sadly, I am too. Good morning!”
- “Good morning! Let’s skip today and just do tomorrow instead.”
- “Good morning! Remember, even your bed believes in you!”
- “Woke up today, now what? Good morning!”
- “Good morning! The only thing rising faster than the sun is my need for coffee.”
- “Mornings would be great if they happened around noon.”
- “Good morning! Today’s forecast: lazy with a 90% chance of coffee.”
- “Good morning! Keep the dream alive—hit snooze!”
- “Good morning! I opened two gifts this morning: my eyes.”
- “Why does morning have to start so early? Good morning!”
- “Good morning! Today’s goal: keep the pajama vibes alive.”
- “Good morning! You’re allowed to be a little late—it’s a universal rule.”
- “Good morning! Time to adult, but let’s not take it too seriously.”
- “Good morning! Rise and shine, or just rise, that’s enough.”